katiegeewhiz:

I REALLY LOVE EVERYTHING ABOUT THIS

katiegeewhiz:

I REALLY LOVE EVERYTHING ABOUT THIS

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tastefullyoffensive:

[instantpotatoes]

hiddlesbatchlove:

dennys:

last night i had that dream again where i’m riding on a magic carpet but instead of a rug it’s a golden pancake and there’s a lil seat for me booty in the shape and color of a slice of butter and everyone in the city below is looking up at me and giving me thumbs ups and smiling real wide and the sun is setting but for eternity

what the actual fuck dennys

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shervinfoto:

I wonder if beyonce has a booking agent or just wakes up fully dressed and says ‘I will sing tonight’ to a terrified assistant

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micdotcom:

Jon Stewart’s brilliant takedown of CNN: Let’s buy it for $10 billion!

On Tuesday’s episode of the Daily Show, host Jon Stewart announced a Kickstarter campaign to purchase CNN. And his reasoning, as expressed on letsbuyCNN.com, is: “CNN, America’s first 24-hour cable news network, has been terrible for many, many years. Does it have to be that way? Who knows, maybe it does. So let’s find out for ourselves!”

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"Claiming there is no other life in the universe is like scooping up some water, looking at the cup and claiming there are no whales in the ocean."

Neil deGrasse Tyson in response to “Aliens can’t exist because we haven’t found them yet” (via we-are-star-stuff)

(Source: unusual-entities, via kissed-by-fires)